A New Feature For My Blog

I have decided to add a new feature. Every week I will post my horoscope, cut and pasted directly from theonion.com. I am a Capricorn. I think astrology is complete and utter bullshit and have found a new source that thinks so too.

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
You knew that house cats liked to play cruelly with their prey before eating it, but you had no idea that they grew to the size of the one outside your door right now.