Courtney Love made the rather ludicrous statement "I've been clean and sober for a whole fucking year!" on the Pamela Anderson Comedy Central Roast the other night and a few days ago E! as well as my other favorite celebrity website perezhilton.com reported that she was back in COURT-ORDERED rehab. I had to make a mention of this because it sounds all too familiar. My ex-husband makes comparable proclamations every once in awhile as well. Which we all know is total bullshit because we don't hear from him for months at a time. When he is sober and not anhilating his brain cells with crack, he calls almost every day to speak to the kids.

I hated that show by the way. Now I love a good raunchy joke and it takes a lot to offend me, and I know it was a roast, but Jeff Foxworthy didn't stand there in a see thru top and tell the world that his throat was sore from sucking Tommy Lee's cock. They just kept going on and on about that! I think a subtle sly remark or two about their camera captured felatio would have been much more clever. Do I think Pam is pretty? Yes. Do I think she's talented? No, not really, but she's getting better, and she is a cultural icon in the way that Marilyn Monroe is. Marilyn Monroe got up in front of a crowd and sang "Happy Birthday Mr. President" in a beautiful skin tight gown. It was sexy and it spoke volumes about her feelings for JFK.

Oh well. Sarah Silverman was funny and to me was the one bright spot in an otherwise dreadful show. It shouldn't be a surprise. Sarah once asked this question: "Have you ever noticed that when you take a shower with your man, your tits get really really clean?" Mmm-hmm...