Dirtbag Of The Month

This guy is a real asshole. His name is Brandon Davis and he is a rich spoiled brat most famous for dating Mischa Barton and hanging out in clubs with Paris Hilton. And why do I name him my Dirtbag For The Month Of September? A couple of reasons. One, is that he has publicly hated on Lindsay Lohan. Ok, so who hasn't these days? But to say things like her "Firecrotch" stinks or whatever the hell he said a while back is uncalled for. Then he tells the media that Paris recorded a song by the same name, but when asked if it could be heard, he says "No Comment". Bullshitting Liar! How retarded is that? The term "Firecrotch" is kinda funny when you think about it, but now because she is so famous, everybody is gonna call her that, and what girl wants a nickname like that? Who knows, she might really be a bitch in real life, but nobody deserves that. Lindsay Lohan and all her reported antics of late night partying and drug use reminds me of myself when I was that age. It's what kids that age just DO. I did all kinds of things I shouldn't have, just like she's doing now, and then I had to stop. I got married, I got pregnant and I had to grow up. I think she'll eventually do the same too.

But anyway, back to Brandon Davis. Second, after all this "Firecrotch" brouhaha, he goes to rehab. But days later after his release, he's back in the clubs every nite with Paris Hilton making an ass of himself. So all that rehab bullshit was just that. I'm sure he went to some pricey posh place, on his parents nickel, which probably cost more than my house is worth, and oh well, Daddy can afford it, so let's just piss it all away. I'm not naive enough to think that rehab cures everybody, and almost every addict has a story about walking out of there and heading straight for the nearest crackhouse, but it makes me mad that when you are born with that much priveledge your life is an irresponsible waste. At least Lindsay Lohan works hard for a living, even tho she herself is being accused of being irresponsible. She can fix that. Brandon can too. He can stop drinking and stop making a complete ASS of himself. And for this, he is my DIRTBAG OF THE MONTH!

P.S. You gotta wonder why he hates her so much. Maybe he tried to get into her "Firecrotch" and was DEEEEE NIIIIIIIIED.