Let's Talk About Sex Baby!

Oh my! Has it really been 20 days since I last posted? My life must be so exciting and busy then! Ok, not really. Everything's fine, and maybe that's why I haven't felt the need to write. We have a new addition to the family. The kids brought home a stray dog and I knew within minutes that I wanted to keep her. Her name is Nina. My son came up with it, and I approved simply on the basis that Project Runway is my all time favorite show and there is a judge on there named Nina, who's really really bitchy. Here's the irony: Out of all the stray dogs in this world, the one that comes into our lives is another JACK RUSSELL TERRIER! And I couldn't be more pleased...

My boyfriend just walked by moments ago and started making fun of me for doing what I'm doing right now, so I told him that I was going to repeat and then publish his mocking words which are as follows: "Dear Diary, last nite I had the most fabulous sex ever, I came over and over and over again, all over his big fat giant cock..." (Which is true by the way, except I only came once, and that's plenty enough for me!) See, he thinks it's stupid that I would want to keep a journal but I have been doing this since I was 16 years old and I'll neve stop, HAH!

Speaking of sex, I have a co-worker guy friend of mine who has mentioned more than once to me that he and his girlfriend never have sex anymore. Now there's a long sad story behind this relationship which I'll skip over because that's not really what I want to talk about. I want to give him some advice so bad but I'm not going to say anything unless he initiates the conversation because it might be a long one and we are at work. This poor kid is only 19 and his girfriend is only 18, they already have a baby together, he sleeps over at her house every nite to help out with the baby and just like a lot of new dads doesn't get any anymore. Because he is so young I want to tell him what I think. I want to tell him that there are 3 possible reasons why this is. The first and least likely reason is that some women (esp after pregnancy) just don't have a very big libido and that's just the way it is for them (and I'm so GLAD I have no idea what that's like, WHEW!). The second reason, and this is probably the real reason for her, is that she's just not feelin the love. This comes from unresolved conflicts and sometimes sheer boredom with your man. So they need to talk and talk and talk some more. And the boredom part? Well, I've been there too and there's not much you can do once that sets in, unless your man suddenly decides to get interesting again. I do know that if you can barely tolerate and can hardly stand to even look at him you for damn sure don't want to fuck 'em and guys don't really get this concept at all. The third reason, and the easiest to fix, is that he isn't very good at it, and she's not very satisfied. All she needs to do is tell him what she wants him to do. When I was that age, I found that very hard to do, but when you get to be my age, it suddenly becomes not a problem anymore. My fear was that the guy's ego would be bruised or something if I was so bold as to tell him what to do to me. That's not true at all. Men want to satisfy a woman and nothing and I mean nothing turns them on more than to see their girl crumple in a heap like a wilted flower on top of them after having a eye's rolling in the back of her head orgasm. Not a fake one, a REAL one, and to achieve that sometimes you gotta give him a little direction. I wish I knew that then, but thank God I figured that out now! I had heard that a woman in her thirties was in her sexual prime when I was younger but I didn't know if I believed it or not. What a shock and delight it was to find out that IT IS TOTALLY TRUE! But they'll have to discover that for themselves in another ten years.

Well, at this point I'd go into the movies I saw, the book I read, the great song I heard and the top news story, but I'm going to skip it and perhaps post that tommorrow because this is a really long post and I'm tired of typing!