I. Want. To. Shake. Her.

Nicole Kidman has married a crackhead. Notice I didn't say "former", because it's my opinion that once a crackhead, always a crackhead. They might stop for awhile, but they don't stop forever.
I
Want
To
Shake
Her!

I saw something on a website about the terms of their prenup. All the money she was supposed to give him should they get divorced, won't be going to him if he drinks or uses drugs. Nicole, honey... He won't care about that the second he puts that nasty old crack pipe to his lips. He's got plenty of dough, and that's what he'll tell himself when he's driving out to the projects. Or, he'll tell himself that she'll never find out and that all he has to do is lie repeatedly to her.

P.S. I don't care if he looks like Keith Urban, hell I don't care if he IS Keith Urban, I wouldn't even let a crackhead inside my front door, let alone MARRY THE SONOFABITCH!