SOUL PATROL! SOUL PATROL! SOUL PATROL!

I kept saying to myself "If you win, Taylor Hicks, don't say it, don't say it..." But guess what? That's exactly what he did!

Dork.

Oh I know, I know... They came up with a silly catchphrase, and made him beat it into the ground. Is it just me, or does he not have any sort of sex appeal? Even the epitome of dorkiness, Elliot was kinda cute in a pointy ear and buck tooth bad haircut sort of way. But that's just my bitchy catty two cents!