Why Can't You Set Your Monkey Free?

George Michael has DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!! My musical idol,one of the best songwriters out there today and one of the finest artists of his generation, has once again fucked up royally. He smashed into a few parked cars outside his house in London at 8 AM, (and seriously, I doubt he was just waking up and going out to get a paper and donuts) and as he was trying to flee the scene, he crashed into MORE cars along the way. He's not in trouble with the police, because I'm sure he can afford to pay everybody off and then some, but George, didn't we have this conversation a few weeks ago? Didn't I tell you that you were officially "TOO DAMN OLD FOR THIS SHIT" (see a former post)?