I Hate When This Happens

Britney, I can totally relate.

I had this same problem on Saturday during my son's soccer game. I had no chair or even a blanket to sit on just the grass, and even tho I tried to sit in positions that minimized my thong-clad butt from hanging out, I know it totally was anyway.
I love the way low-rise pants flatter a person like me who has a slim waist and baby-birthin' hips, but your ass hanging out is just a price you gotta pay. And this is why I wear MEN'S Wrangler cargo pants to work every day because why would I want anybody to see that shit while I was building a Bounty Paper Towel endcap?

But what's up with the halter top and big black bra tho? She could afford those stick on bra cups by the case! Or just go au naturel because she's just Britney Spears. Christina would!