Should've Known Better Than To Cheat...YOURSELF

Ok, yeah I know that's a lame title, but it sure beats all the "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" shit we're gonna see in the media. George Michael was found in his car passed out and cops found pot and GHB in his car. Oh! IS THAT ALL? I mean, this isn't cool by any means, but still! Isn't he like pushing fifty or something? Shouldn't there be a time in your life when you are officially too damn old for that shit? I'm 36, and I know for sure that I AM. I'm also personally relieved that it was only pot and GHB and not coke or heroin because if it was, then I'd have to be completely disgusted with one of my idols and we can't have that. I'm also really glad that he's all right too. I've never done GHB (and while I'd be tempted to try it, I'd have to refuse because "I'm officially too damn old for that shit") but I hear if you drink with it, it can kill you. Ah sigh... Thank God that you're never "oficially too damn old" for a nice glass of Pinot Noir! Which, by the way the other day, I thought I'd splurge a little and buy a twelve dollar bottle, and I thought it tasted WORSE than the four dollar Sutter Home. Mistakes. That's how we learn... Right George?