The Dirtbag Of The Month
I was THIS close to nominating The Rev. Ted Haggard as my November Dirtbag of The Month. He is president of National Association of Evangelicals. I should say he WAS. He had to resign because he was accused by a male prostitute of having paid for sex with him for the last few years.The National Association of Evangelicals are a 30 million strong organization of bible beaters that oppose gay marriage (among other things). These people had A LOT to do with personally electing the most moronic president I've seen in my lifetime. Twice. The good Rev. Ted is more of a pathetic little weasel than a Dirtbag in my opinion. He led a secret double life. Thank God he knows how to get Jesus to forgive him. Jesus just can't get him his old job back, that's all.
No, my Dirtbag Of The Month is a prince of a gentleman by the name of Jeffrey Marsalis. He is accused of meeting women on Match.com, taking them out to bars and drugging their drinks, so he can later sexually assault them. There is the legal question about whether it was rape or whether it was consensual, because one victim says she was so fucked up she COULDN'T say no. Ok. Fine. Let the laywers split the hairs there in court. But I'm gonna say it here: If you feel the need to drug a woman's drink when you are out on a date with her so you can pretty much guarantee that you get to fuck her later, YOU'RE A DIRTBAG. Whatever happened to going out on that date, and then by using your charm and wit, plus a little alcohol and a great meal, to get her into bed later? Even overweight, kinda ugly, older and balding men can do that with much success (don't ask me how I know that, Ok?).
He's not that bad looking. He didn't have to go thru all that drink drugging to get chicks I bet. That's Ok. He got what he deserved. He's one of the lead stories on abcnews.com today, and hopefully millions of women who are online daters saw this picture, especially those in the Philadelphia area!
3 Comments:
From one who knows, he is a dirtbag. He'll get off and cross fingers get charged in Idaho where they have evidence and the women there aren't stupid enough to keep sleeping with guys that rape them.
I've got a problem with all the women in his trial. Philly women aren't that stupid. He sought out women that weren't native to the area, and were very naive.
Kudos to you for choosing my dear friend Jeffrey or "Dr. Jeff" as he preferred to be called as Dirtbag of the Month.
I chose to profile this asshole because I myself have had a few bad internet dates. Nobody drugged my drink and raped me. Thank God. But my feeling about dating websites is that if a person really wanted to go out with somebody different every single nite of the week they could. The choices you have seem endless. That's kinda sleazy and sad in my opinion. And it's too easy to be "Dr. Jeff" one nite and an astronaut (or whatever else he claimed to be) the next. Jeez, I'm sorry if you knew him, or something bad happened to you. Also, I'm glad Philly women aren't stupid! Thank you for your comments!
Nothing bad happened to me and he wasn't doing the spy/astronaut thing back then.
Funny thing, his Mom runs a school for "challenged" kids. She goes on and on about how she started the school because of her son and how she turns children into successful adults.
HA! HA! HA!
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